{"id":3877,"date":"2019-11-28T08:56:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-28T13:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/langa.com\/?p=3877"},"modified":"2019-11-27T09:00:09","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T14:00:09","slug":"perfect-turkey-prep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/langa.com\/index.php\/2019\/11\/28\/perfect-turkey-prep\/","title":{"rendered":"Just like Mom used to compile!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/how-to-cook-a-perfect-thanksgiving-turkey-1819594500\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"816\" height=\"682\" data-attachment-id=\"3878\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/langa.com\/index.php\/2019\/11\/28\/perfect-turkey-prep\/thankgiving-how-to-cook-a-turkey\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/langa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/thankgiving-how-to-cook-a-turkey.png?fit=816%2C682&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"816,682\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"thankgiving-how-to-cook-a-turkey\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/langa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/thankgiving-how-to-cook-a-turkey.png?fit=816%2C682&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/langa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/thankgiving-how-to-cook-a-turkey.png?resize=816%2C682&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3878\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/langa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/thankgiving-how-to-cook-a-turkey.png?w=816&amp;ssl=1 816w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/langa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/thankgiving-how-to-cook-a-turkey.png?resize=300%2C251&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/langa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/thankgiving-how-to-cook-a-turkey.png?resize=768%2C642&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 816px) 100vw, 816px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>(Full instructions via <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"TheOnion (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/how-to-cook-a-perfect-thanksgiving-turkey-1819594500\" target=\"_blank\">TheOnion<\/a>.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-small-font-size\"><em><strong>Permalink: <a href=\"https:\/\/langa.com\/?p=3877\">https:\/\/langa.com\/?p=3877<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"104\" height=\"6\" data-attachment-id=\"1999\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/langa.com\/index.php\/2019\/02\/10\/around-boston-the-nearly-snowless-winter-continues\/seperator-short-grey\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/langa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/SEPERATOR-short-grey.png?fit=104%2C6&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"104,6\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"SEPERATOR short grey\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/langa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/SEPERATOR-short-grey.png?fit=104%2C6&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/langa.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/SEPERATOR-short-grey.png?resize=104%2C6\" alt=\"[seperator]\" class=\"wp-image-1999\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align:left\"><strong>COMMENT \/ QUESTION<\/strong>  on <strong>THIS ITEM?<\/strong> <em>See the<\/em> <strong>Comment box<\/strong> <em>at bottom of this page!<\/em><br><b><em><br><\/em>NEW QUESTION? <\/b><em>Ask<\/em><b> <u><font color=\"#000117\"><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/langa.com\/index.php\/contact\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><\/font><\/u><\/b>!<br><br>(<em>Want free notification of new content? 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